1. REG FORM
You need that bastard more than it needs you.
2. 1X1 ID PIC
Because professors are all secretly perverted.
3. LOCAL CARINDERIA
Best friend for < P50 food allowance.
4. LEARN HOW TO DRINK
Gotta keep hydrated.
5. DO NOT DO DRUGS
If you don't like it.
6. THE POOL IS ALWAYS CLOSED
No swimming in the pool unless: it's your PE class / you're an athlete.
7. CARS ARE NOT CHICK MAGNETS
"Uy, pasabay naman"
8. DORMS ARE NOT CHICK MAGNETS
"Uy, patambay naman"
9. UNDERWEAR
Keep a spare piece in your bag. Just do it, okay?
10. ???
???
11. PROFIT!
$$$
12. CALL OF NATURE
Bidets are in the Health Service & Grad. School Buildings.
14. 13
The number 13 is bad luck.
15. TE-NUN
Swipe your ID on your birthday and you get a greeting.
16. PRIVACY, PLEASE?
4th Floor Tan Yan Kee Restrooms
17. DIRTY FOUNTAIN
Avoid contact with the water from the fountain at Quadri Square. It's recycled.
18. GATES
Gates 1 (Espana) and 14 (Lacson) are always open.
19. GHOSTS WILL NOT APPEAR AROUND CAMPUS
Unless you want them to...
20. SWIMMING LESSONS
The University advises that you learn how to swim in case of floods.
21. YOUR PROFESSOR DOES NOT LIKE YOU
No matter what. Deal with it.
22. THE STUDENT PORTAL WEBSITE
Hates you too. Deal with it.
23.YOU ARE AN ASSET
Work hard because they'll keep you if you do.
24. USB-PRINTER COMBO
You need that 54-page paper on "Effects of Trait Anxiety and Manipulated Mood on The Temporal Allocation of Attention to Emotional Information" printed, bro.
25. SAY HELLO
To the famous athletes, professors, council officers and staff. They will acknowledge you.
26. PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
...or so help me.
27. FB GROUP
The way to contact your blockmates.
28. Y! GROUP
The way to contact your professors.
29. ROTC & CWTS/LTS
ROTC if you want to march in the field, under the sun. CWTS/LTS if you like climbing mountains or building structures.
30. PAY YOUR SHIT
At the Registrar's Office 2 weeks before the deadline or suffer a 1 hour line stand.
31. ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
32. EXTRA RICE
Need I say more?
33. DO NOT FORGET YOUR UNIFORM
Or you will attend your regular class in your P.E. Uniform smelling like sweat.
34. WINE
Is too expensive. No one buys that shit.
35. DO NOT ADD YOUR PROFESSOR ON FACEBOOK
Just don't.
36. DO NOT ADD YOUR PROFESSOR ON FACEBOOK
Don't.
37. A "1" ON YOUR GWA IS A FAILING GRADE
On your social life.
38. "INC"
Is an abbreviation for "Pass Your Shit".
39. THEOLOGY IS NOT A SUBJECT
It is a bonus round. A 1UP, if you will.
40. FIREWORKS
That's your tuition. Watch it explode.
41. LOVER'S LANE
Is home to over a hundred thousand anniversary spots. It's too cliché. Go somewhere else.
42. FREE HUGS
Is code for "Manyak".
43. SURVEYORS
Are actually talent scout agents searching for promising celebrities. Give 'em all your personal info. *wink*
44. WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD "YEMA", SAY YES
It'll be worth it.
45. THE "QUADRIBABY" BATCH IS NON-EXISTENT
I don't recall there being a 400th Year Anniversary batch.
46. AN UMBRELLA
...is useless. All the water you need to worry about will be on the ground in the form of a flood.
47. YELLOW PAD
You will only get to use 32% of it. The other 68% magically disappears.
48. WINK AND KISS THE AIR AT ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU
And that person will slap you.
49. YOUR PROFESSOR IS SOMETIMES LATE
Sometimes, 40% of the time, it works every time... almost.
50. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
51. THERE IS A PEN MONSTER IN EVERY ROOM
Taking your pens and other various writing materials to a different dimension and eating it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
52. HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS
Will be awkward around your College friends.
53. FAST FOOD
McSavers, 49ers, Streetwise. Screw Wendy's.
54. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
There will always be something under construction around campus.
55. HOW TO GET INTO CAMPUS WITHOUT ID
"Sa Church/Hospital lang po."
56. YOUR UNIFORM
Will always have something wrong about it.
57. CLASSES WILL BE SUSPENDED
Once you get to school.
58. ENGINEERING IS TRI-SEMESTRAL
(That means, most of the time, you will need to attend summer class.)
59. YOU WILL FAIL ENGINEERING
At some point.
60. YOU HAVE HOMEWORK
In every subject, due tomorrow. Kill yourself.
61. YOU CAN EAT IN CLASS
You can eat your words. Occasionally, you will be told to eat shit.
62. THE PROJECTOR IS CHOOSY
It has mood changes and will only open when it feels like it.
63. MOST OF THE THINGS AROUND CAMPUS
...are older than you, respect it.
64. YOUR OPINIONS ARE RIGHT
...until your professor talks. After that, all that anyone will remember you said will be
"I can count to potato".
"I can count to potato".
65. YOU CAN SPEAK IN ANY LANGUAGE YOU WANT
And people will understand you. (How you're a pretentious snob.)
66. DO NOT REMOVE YOUR SHOES IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
They will steal it and place it somewhere far.
67. IF YOU FART IN CLASS, CLAIM IT
It's common courtesy.
68. IF YOU FART IN CLASS, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW WITH LAUGHTER
Awkward Fart + Awkward Silence = Death by embarrassment
69. HEHEHE
Botanical Garden.
70. YOU CAN TAKE ROTC IN SECOND YEAR
You can't take CWTS/LTS in First Year, though.
71. ASK, AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
Don't spend your money too much.
72. THE MAIN BUILDING
...is not a church.
73. MEETING PEOPLE
Introduce yourself in English. Then find out what language the person is comfortable with.
74. IRREGULAR STUDENTS ARE NOT STUPID
They're older and probably have taken the same subject twice. Clearly, they know more than you do.
75. 75 IS THE GRADE EQUIVALENT OF A "3"
"3" is the grade of a normal person.
76. FAST FOOD IS BAD
Eat some healthy, delicious, home-made food from carinderias.
77. SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS HAVE A BETTER IDEA
Especially on group projects.
78. HANGOUT
Rockband, Milk Tea, Billards and Movie Rooms become prominent in your after school activities.
79. HAIRCUT
Always get it on a Saturday so you can have 2 days to make it not suck. People will laugh, you know?
80. YOUR HAT DOES NOT LOOK COOL AND STYLISH WITH YOUR UNIFORM
Take it that piece of shit off.
81. ANOTHER WALLET
Keep your emergency money there and let no one find out you have one.
82. DO NOT DATE YOUR BLOCKMATE
You'll regret it sometime within the 4/5 years you'll be in the same room.
83. HASHTAG MO
...mukha mo!
84. FREE FOOD
During the Agape. Usually Lechon Baboy and Lechon Manok. Burger McDo when you're trapped in a flood.
85. YOU DON'T OWN THAT CHAIR, THE SCHOOL DOES!
Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
86. PEOPLE WILL SOMETIMES BREAK INTO SONG
Just kidding.
85. OPERA MINI
Provides you access to social network websites that are blocked on normal basis.
86. GO TO ALL ORIENTATIONS, LECTURES, FORUMS AND SPECIAL EVENTS
Souvenirs, bitch!
87. GREET SECURITY ON THE WAY IN
Every time. After a few weeks, they won't be asking for your ID.
88. CFAD MEMEBOY
Is to always be used in any UST-related ragecomic or copypasta.
89. THERE IS INTERNET ACCESS IN THE LIBRARY
You can actually do search related works there for free.
90. FOLLOW & SUBSCRIBE TO ALL UST ORGANIZATION PAGES ONLINE
Info can be a great way to be the first to get bitchin'.
91. COMMERCE - ARTS & LETTERS BUILDING (ST. RAYMUND'S)
Based on a stupid survey, Commerce boys and AB girls are to die for. <3
92. MEMORIZE YOUR GODDAMN SCHEDULE
Come on, how hard is it?
93. YOU HAVE A FREE DENTAL PLAN
Some services like check ups and cavity fillings are free.
94. REMEMBER THE PROFESSOR'S NAME
You'll want to know the name of the bastard that failed you.
95. CTHM GIRLS
Are the tourist attraction of the University.
96. YOU CAN'T PARK THERE
The English translation of the dialogue of all campus security.
97. YOUR BOOK IS A LUXURY
Most of the time, book photocopies are more economical.
98. STATISTICS AND LOGIC
Are the first two subjects you will fail.
99. SAVE POINT
University is a place you can start things over. Maybe try something new and change to be more appealing to others.
100. THE MYTH
Myth goes, if you exit the Arch of The Centuries once you have entered it during the Freshman Walk, you will get debarred.
101. ENJOY
It might be the last few years you will be studying. Make it count. Make it a memory.
