MOMOL Rules.

Rule 1: momol does not equate to love. they are two totally different things. once you mix one with the other, yari ka!
Rule 2: don’t kiss and tell
Rule 3: pag nabitin, wag nang pilitin!
Rule 4: wag mashadong sarapan ang pagpapatikim para hindi ka hanap hanapin!
Rule 5: c/o @iamtimyap: @sam_yg Or kiss and tweet
Rule 6: wag mashadong malikot ang kamay!
Rule 7: practice makes perfect. iba ibang tao, iba ibang style
Rule 8: never say “please” but always say “thank you” :)
Rule 9: keep your eyes closed 90% of the time. unless you’re in the car and may security guard or police na rumuronda
Rule 10: easy on the tongue..stick it out at the right time and don’t keep it out all the time!
Rule 11: learn the art of making bitin.. para may next time!
Rule 12: Momol is not a laway fest. Ok lang maingay..wag lang mashadong maglaway. don’t spread your laway all over his/her cheeks or face
Rule 13: DON’T give a compliment if you don’t mean it. Gulo lang yan! but if masarap talaga, just say “ang sarap mo” before you leave.
Rule 13: MOMOL is not a Bootycall! Drunk dialing is accepted but know your limits! Ayusin mo! Drunk momoling can make or break you!
Rule 14: sabi nang wag malikot ang kamay eh! anak ng tinapay! sige ka, ikaw din!
Rule 15 c/o @gaileypalma: wag masyado Gigil. you can always take a break to compose yourself. always have water ready
Rule 16: For guys, be a gentleman: kung marunong kang magtanggal ng bra, make sure marunong ka ring magkabit! Don’t be sloppy!
Rule 17: Wag kang choosy kung hindi ka yummy! Alam mo yan!
Rule 18: If you start getting Kilig in the process of momolling, pull back right away ang check yourself before you wreck yourself.\
Rule 19: wag na kayong maglokohan kung alam mong gusto mo rin naman!
Rule 20: If momolling in public (aka PDA), Ayusin mo!!! kita mong may nanonood eh! perform like there’s no tomorrow!

© Sam Y G